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How do I shot hit-and-run with TF?

Hmm, I've not posted for a while, so...

Sat Nov 21, 2009, 5:16 AM
...time for a satirical story methinks.
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I like to think I'm good with animals, dogs in particular. Except this one dog that my friend's got. It's a black Labrador and it growls at me every time I look at it, it's strange but I'd never had a problem with it before. It wasn't until last night when I went around to see him and his girlfriend and I took around some Chinese food, and the dog just suddenly went for me.
Of course, it must be hard to hide your hatred for somebody when they're eating your family before your very eyes.

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:iconchuongchosoi:
Nice webcam! =D

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thanks for the fave :D

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:icondraconian-satirist:
Yer welcome.

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cool

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:iconallethaen:
Many thanks for the fav, man! :dance:

(And you, somehow, managed to choose an avatar that's even MORE reprehensible than the one you used to have. :giggle:)

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:icondraconian-satirist:
Charlie Brooker says "GRRR". :D

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:icondogprince69:
I just realized something... CidSilverWing has brought us closer together. O_O LMAO

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I support yiff! Go furverts!
:icondraconian-satirist:
:sniff: It's ironically beautiful. *cough* :lol:

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:icondogprince69:
I know... Cid is a good matchmaker! XD

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I support yiff! Go furverts!
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Thanx for the fav! =P

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